Should I Tell People I Am Wearing a Wig-Topper?
What to say when someone asks!
In This Cool Article
1. Navigating the Conversation
Dealing with Wig Topper Hair-Related Anxiety
We’ve all been there – that heart-pounding moment when the topic of hair comes up in a conversation and you’re not quite ready to reveal your hair situation. Whether it’s a wig, a topper, or something else, discussing your hair with others can trigger anxiety and stress. We understand how nerve-wracking it can be, we have been there too! This is why we hope this article will help you navigate these situations with confidence without freaking out!
Escaping the Hair Conversation
Remember those times when someone complimented your hair and you felt like a deer caught in headlights? We’ve definitely been there too! It’s like you want to start running away before the bloody conversation even starts. A classic: you’re in the office, minding your business, and a coworker starts raving about their hairdresser and then looks at you. Panic mode activated!
The Flight Reflex
Oh, the flight reflex – that overwhelming urge to flee when the hair topic is on the horizon. As soon as someone begins discussing hair, it’s like you’re ready to exit the scene in a flash. We totally get it; we’ve both experienced that feeling of wanting to vanish when the dreaded hair conversation starts.
2. Accepting Compliments and Redirecting
So, what’s the game plan? How can you gracefully handle these hair-related inquiries without breaking into a nervous sweat? We’ve got your back with some practical tips for every stage of your hair-wearing journey.
3. Strategies for Different Stages
Whether you’re just starting on your alternative helper hair journey, ready to disclose a bit, or confident enough to spill the beans, we’ve got strategies to match your level of readiness.
Stage 1: Keeping Your Wig Topper Under Wraps
Let’s go back to square one – you’re not out about your hair at all, and you’re determined to keep it that way. Imagine someone complimenting your hair and asking where you get it done. How can you deflect without giving away your secret?
The Compliment Pivot
The key here is to accept the compliment gracefully and swiftly steer the conversation elsewhere. When they say, “I love your hair, where do you get it done?” a simple “Thank you so much! By the way, did you finish that report from yesterday?” works wonders. By changing the topic, you regain control and keep the focus off your hair.
Sharing General Details
If they insist on knowing your hairdresser, you can mention a name you’ve concocted or casually say you visit different salons. Again, you are the one in control of how much you want to share, so only disclose what makes you totally comfortable.
Stage 2: Testing the Waters
Now, let’s say you’re at a point where you’re willing to divulge a bit more but still not spilling all the beans. How do you handle those probing questions without revealing too much?
The Mysterious Hairpiece
When they compliment your hair and ask if you changed something, it’s your chance to reveal a little more. Try responding with, “Oh, I’ve got a hairpiece I’m trying out. What do you think?” This simple statement keeps the conversation light and fun while giving them a glimpse of your honesty.
Playing the “Extension” Card
To make the concept more relatable, liken your hairpiece to extensions. Mention that it’s like an extension that clips on top of your head to add fullness. This comparison helps those unfamiliar with hairpieces understand the idea better and keeps the conversation flowing smoothly and low-key.
Stage 3: Embracing Your Truth
Embracing Full Disclosure
Finally, the day comes when you’re ready to let the cat out of the bag and reveal your hair secret. How can you do it confidently and without feeling exposed?
When you’re at the point of openly admitting you wear a wig or a topper, it’s all about confidence!. When someone compliments your hair and you think they are questioning its authenticity, it’s your time to shine and show off!
The Bamboozle Approach* (My favorite one – my best lines in table below!)
Why not embrace a bit of fun? Respond with, “Thanks! It’s actually a wig – topper. Do you love it?” This light-hearted approach often catches people off guard and sparks curiosity. Most people will have positive reactions and there are high chances that you will end up enjoying the conversation instead of dreading it.
A Little Demonstrative Show-and-Tell
If you are comfortable, you can show them how the hairpiece attaches. However, it’s not mandatory; only do what makes you feel at ease. Remember, your goal is to convey your hair situation confidently, not to expose every detail.
* Master the Bamboozle Technique: Hilarious responses for when people ask about you wearing a wig or topper, leaving them puzzled while you rock hair that makes them jealous!
| Response | Explanation |
|---|---|
| The Animal Whisperer: “Oh, this? It’s not a wig, it’s actually a rare species of chameleon that decided to settle on my head for a change of scenery. Say hello to my stylish little friend!” | Embrace the absurd fashion-forward chameleon companion. You are a friendly person after all, right? |
| Secret Superpower: “Thanks for asking! Believe it or not, it’s my latest invention – a ‘Bad Hair Day Repellent.’ Works like a charm, right? No more bad hair days, ever!” | Your wig topper is actually a high-tech solution to eliminate bad hair days forever. Why not? |
| Hair Fairies at Work: “Oh, this? It’s my secret hairstyle weapon. I hired a team of hair fairies who work diligently to make sure my hair always looks fabulous. They’re on their lunch break now, though.” | This is probably the most absurd of all, but we love it! |
| Quantum Hair Theory: “You’ve stumbled upon my secret experiment! This hairpiece is made from a newly discovered material called ‘Quantum Hairium.’ It’s the cutting edge of hairstyling technology – literally.” | Who doesn’t love science fiction? Plus, we believe that “Quantum Hairium” technology exists!. |
4. Navigating Invasive Questions: Shut Them Up!
While most people will react positively, some might press for more details than you’re comfortable sharing. Why? Oh well, because they are a pain in the b**t… ehm, neck! In these instances, set your boundaries and change the subject.
If someone is a real pain in the neck and insists on prying into your personal matters, it’s alright to politely shut down the conversation. I would say, “Oh, let’s leave my hair, Let’s talk about… “Change the subject” Remember, if you feel bothered you have every right to switch the conversation as you wish.
The Liberating Feeling
Embracing your hair situation and sharing it with others that you are wearing a wig topper can feel liberating and empowering. You will notice that, down the line, the more you talk about it, the more confident you’ll become. All you decide to do and say is only up to you, none else!
Embrace the Journey
No matter where you are in your hair-wearing journey, remember that you have the power to control everything that evolves around it. With a repertoire of confident one-liners and a sense of humor, you can manage all hair-related conversations without stressing out too much about it!
Conclusion: You’ve Got This!
So, there you have it – a (funny?!) guide to tackling those nerve-wracking, pain-in-the-neck hair-related conversations. Whether you’re sweetly redirecting, playfully bamboozling, or confidently disclosing, the key is to stay true to yourself and your comfort level. Embrace your hair journey, celebrate your unique choices, and face these conversations head-on. You know what? I have people with no hair loss problem who ended up buying one after I showed them! Just saying!! 🙂